There once was a man from Uck-A-Duck,
Who found out a way to play his luck.

With his pet duck he would oysters shuck,
And hide bills, ***** and playful stuff.

Along street-vender's who don't give *****,
Stop by his shells and play your luck.

No matter you have money or any bills,
You'll play along with the ducking thrills.

If you win or lose suppress your chills,
You'll be another one of these oyster kills!