My nose is cold, my heart is warm. My fur gets matted and I like to chew. My favorite play thing is your best pair of shoes. I will wait for you endlessly until you get home. I am always happy to see you, no matter what the hour of the day. I love tummy rubs and long walks where you talk endlessly about nothing. I suffer being dressed up as a party guest or riding to save the day, when bandits steal the princess and it is time to play. In all things I am a loyal  trooper to the end. I am your beloved doggie, truly your best friend.