you are [in total] six syllables. in order: long ā short ă long ē short ĭ short ē short ă of course that is not all you are. you are rainy runner darkroom pining from schooldays bygone. paint-splattered psych major. without disdain of stiff gin & tonics. not one to shy away from my david byrne dancing. ****/sleek/sweaty saunamate. someone to: call me sweetie like a grandmother would. drink a beer in bed with-- glad as the darkness pushes us warmly together.
this is a poem that is, apparently, as much about a really neat girl as it is about phonics. it also looks like a candlestick.