they will remember every single detail
- even things you don’t want them to.
they’ll probably have weird likes
- or fetishes that you may not be able to handle.
they probably won’t sleep at night
- but as day lights, they might fall asleep.
they probably won’t be as social as you would want them to be
- and as a result you guys won’t go out often.
they’ll probably be emotionless unless they’re writing
- and more than likely there’s absolutely nothing
- you would be able to do about that.
whenever you guys argue,
- trust me, your partner will write about it.
whenever you guys kiss,
- make love, anything at all, it will be written about.

dating a writer is a lot of hard work,
if you’re doing it and managing it well, good job! // dec 29 2013