Hello there,
I'd like to take
this time to kindly
express to you some of
my true feelings about you:
You ****, in general.
I find you repulsive,
immature, and annoying.
Your actions speak
volumes to your character,
and if I could even begin to
interpret just exactly
what your character is
I'd have to say that you are a
lying, deceitful, *****.
I hate your stinking guts,
you make me sick.
You have an alcohol problem
that you should probably look
into as well. I truly sympathize
with anyone who comes within
three feet of you,
and if I made all the rules
I would have you caged.
I hate you, **** a fat one.

Love,
Me.