I've been telling stories for years Grand tales of sordid escapades From many a reckless night Even the fiction has kernels of truth At the exact nature A starting point To weave your senses Into a colorful tapestry I've shared with you how I Watched my mother cover Up black eyes for Thirteen years I told you the truth Of how I bore witness To my best friend Succumb to his sickness In the cramped bathroom of a bus Outside Tulsa,Oklahoma You reveled in my ecstatic joy As I painstakingly detailed my Spiritual Awakening through the Birth of my first child I've Cried and bled and sweat And laughed and died A thousand times and Chronicled it all In lyric and harmonious melody I've exhaled my life Thousands of times Across cavernous arenas I can't move if you don't move me I think to myself as I watch the horde of Zombie radiation blue eyes From all you tourists Twinkle back at me