In an Irish Pub was A soft spoken Man Walked up to the bar And Ordered a Black and Tan The Barkeepcame back at a Swagger With a bottle of Guinness and a Harp Lager In a pint mug he mixed the foamy Brew Raising the pint he asked what should I drink to The barkeep said, Well you can..... Drink to Health, Drink to wealth, Drink to the village Baker Drink to Anything, But never Drink to the undertaker--- Erin4Ever