Stick in the mud bringing itself a drink Through the rat fink back stabber reminder stinks Upstairs there was a lady I think all these drinks are gone Yeah there was a lady upstairs She said she knew the way To make any man made Wore ten gold earrings on every little finger The sound they made when hitting each other Was like an angel drifted through A spraying sprinkling water sprinkler Shell fish big eyed laid back young in her hair She whispered nothing out loud But every ****** man in the crowd Leaned in as if they had heard A smile creaked onto the cook's face As the wood on the tables bent From the mass amount of all that human stench We are the masses of morons bleeding day in and day out And yet we sit and writhe and wriggle Refusing to leave and ignoring that we decide to stay Replenishing our souls with the liquor bowl We trudge through the muck unfilled and filled Day through week through month through Seconds of frying eggs, golden n ' laying themselves Because around here there ain't no ****** ducks! Sister muck, she lives upstairs Leaves her trinkets in a jar for she is the one That started and will end this hellicious bar Packed up her stuff in a huff while her buff Started the car to go quite far To the moon in blankets cause' they just couldn't stand it A fake for the feathers tarred and dressed in leather A foreign affair apple pear was the color of that girl's hair There were so many reasons to stay but I knew my way Was not to rest easy In that golden flecked white pitched tent Golden and brown A beautiful deadly bay