To change fast he takes a pill
Without a drop of water
It makes him feel ill
And forget what he promised her

He wanders into danger
He falls and gets hurt
He calls me a stranger
And he plays with my skirt

But I'm wearing pants
He's acting so dumb
He smoked some plants
Then the ***** made him numb

Baby, please hurry and change back
Then I swear I won't leave, I'll unpack.