Begrudging little the ******* quandary

Half sarcastically summarize life the universe and everything

Sitting agape verily mystified observe ample analysis

Bomb shell brain and as a note poise and grace

Single? no, abusive BF at home

No not at home here, prepares fist to throw

Not for me but for her? slap NO!!!! COME TALK WITH ME BRO!!!!

This is none of your business.

"Then you may be confused by this" I say wile placing his face into my fist

"Why would you do that!!! " she screamed

Because he slapped you in broad daylight for having drinks with me.

"Hes unconscious!!!" she cry's as she runs to his side

Women confuse me I'm not gonna lie.......