slide slide look at that old slow snail
mentioned a worm on a fat pig's tail
i got a story it ain't fairytale
just a wife who's drunk from humming ale

moo moo what an ugly cow
mentioned a blood sucker on a hairy chow
calumnies marked to stick in one's craw
i guess no mirrors left in her walls

911 whats your emergency
police officer, its the security
an eye for an eye as my plea
not another cinderella story

a cage she said she was in for weeks 33
but i've never felt so **** free
i wonder if it's possible to steal prisoner's key
or my back to hurt the weapon she buried with

a year or two should be cool
the prize to lose a stubborn fool
i truly am an impatient sue
but who doesn't enjoy a buffoon

a year or two should be cool
as i sit on this old stool
a show has never been so delightful
drunk wife almost drown in her own pool

dance drunk wife , dance
dance foolishly
dance drunk wife , dance
a return for my insanity