I feel in love with my best friend
I knew I'd love you until the end

Then you told me you couldn't stay
You were leaving me, you were going away

How can you do this, I don't understand
You were my one and only
My perfect man

What can I do
What can I say
Ill do anything
To get you to stay

Please don't leave me
You are my life
I've given you children
I am you're wife

This is all wrong
We were meant to be
Happily ever after, can't you see?

You can't leave me
Not for her
I'd **** you both, with a growl not a purr

Go ahead try it
You will soon see
You don't want to mess with me!