Old Alfred Hitchcock was wild boy now lives in the afterlife on the dark side of the moon The moon with no name Blame science on that blunder Thunder strikes twice but never on the moon Have a slice of cottage cheese whizz Who gives a **** about cheese cake Fake friends leave you anyway The man in the moon hides behind the forest we can't see through the trees Drinks exotic teas from China town Then dances around like an *** clown