Denominations many, all proclaiming “truth”
Condemnation for all others, your religion is uncouth
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Unless you go to our church, you just aren’t saved
Your Preacher is a liar, and you are depraved
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We are holy-holy, we’re holier than ****
We twist the Holy Bible, to our doctrine make it fit
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All you other “Christians”, are luke warm Heathen puke
We read this in our bible, it’s in the book of Luke
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We say holy prayers, we pray to Saint Adores
He will come and save us, but not you stinking ******
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We have our seven sacraments, without them you are lost
Look at our holy seal, on us it is embossed
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Our alter boys are holy, our priests like them a lot
That’s why we pay the lawyers, so they don’t get caught