---The yogi walked into the zen pizza parlor and said: "make me one with everything." The yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The yogi said "Don't I get any change?" The proprietor said "Change must come from within"---

The spirit guides say "**** doth happen to us, too. This is why we channel so much of it through you.

Life is sexually transmitted!

My reality cheque just bounced

Clones are people, two

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot

I've taken a vow of poverty. To test me, please send money.

" Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me."

One Buddhist monk leaned over to another and quietly asked, "Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"