The situation is so bad! The situation is so foul! Who to blame it on? While we yell and scream and howl - Blame blame blame and blame! Then blame blame blame some more! Who ever caused this mess, our wrath on him we'll pour! - Ah! The Lithuanians! That is who we'll blame! Their ***** we will kick! Their ***** we will maim! - No? How about the Portuguese! They deserve to die! We'll beat the stupid *****! We will make them cry! - No no no and no! The whole world will now accuse! We know who to blame!! BLAME IT ON THE JEWS!!!