hey ****** ******,
answer me this riddle
would a cat and a fiddle
make all the girls swoon?
jack can be nimble,
and jack can be quick,
but not even jack flash
would jump over this candle stick.
so it's all fine that
that the fork ran away
with the spoon,
as long as that cow
comes down from the moon.

And when Peter Piper
comes to pick his peck
of pickled pepper,
lets remember to count
how many pecks
of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked.
otherwise, we
may as well of
given them away for free.

So Humpty Dumpty,
you sit on your wall,
and Mr. Dumpty
when you take your big fall
take solace in the fact
that all the kings horses
and all the kings men
will scramble you up
instead of putting you
back together again
because living as
a broken shell
can only be
a new circle of hell.

And to you,
Old lady who lived
Inside of a shoe,
Why didn't you get together
with Old Mother Hubbard
who had nothing in her cupboard?
it seems to me
you both would benefit
from each other