Listen to my gospel, listen to me preach
You will be so edified, the truth I always teach
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Send me money send me cash, send lots and lots of dough
My Ministry will bless you, my Ministry will grow
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The more you send the more you're blessed, send everything you got
I'll be like Lenny Zin, I'll buy a jet and yacht
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If you don’t believe like me, you’re going straight to Hell
I’m the only one that knows the truth, and I know it oh so well
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I can get you saved, today Salvation is on sale
Send $29.95, send it in the mail
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For an extra $20.00, a magic donkey **** you’ll get
Show it to Saint Peter, all your sins he will forget
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If you send $100, my blessing you’ll receive
It will make you rich, before tomorrow’s eve
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Send to: Greggy's ******* Ministries, on Coosa County Road
Send only CASH, to 35010 Zip Code