Do not think
that for one second
you can pull the wool
over my eyes
I'm no fool.
Do not think
that for one moment
you can deceive me
It wont work
I'm no fool.
So when there are
labels from my food cupboard
all over the floor
I'll play it cool.
Ripping labels
so that I get a
surprise
each time
is not funny pooch.
it is no use wagging
that tail
it is not a tool
two can play it cool
I'm no fool.