complete insanity and time ignoring the clock ticking backwards and forwards a child shunting a cart full of blocks tumbling down a cliff face at the window where I see a river running through to the end of year specials where christmas cake always made with old dough before baking should be let to rise and fall of the capitalist approach to sand mining in Kakadu and lead poisoning in tuna fishing on the lake before breakfast slapping at mosquito’s exploited by greed overcoming the rest of us who are just as hungry and waiting at the table where i’ve waited for days has nothing to do with me can we please take the attention off me it’s all i ever here and there is a way forward follow me this way down children in the deep dark woods lived a little dwarf with a pocket full of thumbs cut from little boys who didn’t keep their noses clean and out of somebody else’s business to come here today and talk to you about the theory of relative ******* which as you know was discovered by Captain Jimmy the cook or Captain courageous Columbus or Hugo weaving its way into history before being put out to pasture to grow fat in a paddock full of Nowegian Wood isn’t it good that your father is coming home after all these years i’ve waited so long for the time to wait for a cup of tea would be very nice thankyou very much for coming ladies and gentlemen please start your engines of the new age old methods of brewing handed down to you on a platter and what do you do you throw it back in our faces made of broken glass shattered by the news crowds stand outside the palace for days mourning the nations lossst and found is this way sir broken feet repaired daily broken hands twice daily broken hearts sir that’s down the hallway second door on the left in the cliche department sir thank you sir your time has come i’m sorry it had to end this way look i’m sorry enough of that sir button up there’s a good chop to the bottom of the neck cuts air supply and results instant lotteries are the way to think of the future is what you make of it son before you make any rash decisions go and stand in the poet’s corner and fill in the forms you’ve been given make sure you answer every question is you must understand the rules of inquisition without question you must answer every question and make sure you complete every form you’ve been given make very sure that every form is complete insanity.