Wee Cute Sparrow

Sparrow sitting in  the tree
her's a juicy worm from me
I stepped upon it on the floor
eat it and I'll fetch some more

Hmm...nothing..

Come on little feathered guy
eat so you can soar and fly
wriggly little worm for you
got some for your wee pals too

"*******!"

???

"Now then funny skinny man
sit down and listen if you can
I'll tell you all about the worms
that make my tiny tummy turn..

They taste of mud and sticky *****
to swallow one is such a fight
to feel one crashing round my belly
makes my legs both go to jelly

What sparrows like is m + m's
posh boat cruises on the Thames
burnt toast served in crystal glass
squashed worms? You can kiss my ***!

One thousand years ago or more
we'd eat a critter of the floor
but sparrows now eat something else
so EAT THAT F*G WORM YOURSELF!"