I'm just calling to say it was nice meeting you last night
I'm just calling to see if you want to maybe go out for a bite
I'm just calling to dispel any doubt that I am an independent girl
who needs her space
AND that after family, friends, work and a few important phone calls,
you are second place
I'm just calling to talk dirty to you at work
I'm just calling to let you know you're a jerk
I'm just calling to say I think this is going too fast
I'm just calling to discuss why we're not going to last
I'm just calling to inform you that even though we're exclusive, we see each other every day, we make love like WHOA!, and
we spoon- you're not my girlfriend
AND I can sense that you love me- so don't say it
because I don't want to lose myself in the end
I'm just calling to find out what you're doing later
and tell you I already have plans
I'm just calling to explain that I love you and miss you,
but those are feelings that I just can't understand
I'm just calling to demand that you stop calling