"Where's the rum gone?"
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
"So you are all going to fight them, and you are all going to fight them all on the account of him wanting to kill him?"
"Jack. Where's Elizabeth."
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for it just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
"The lies I told you were not lies"
"You lied to me by telling me the truth?"
"Yes"
"That's good, can I use that?"
"You know when you are standing in a high place and suddenly have the urge to jump?
…I don't have it"
"And that was without even a single drop of rum."
"You have a cruel mind, Jack Sparrow."
"Cruel is a matter of perspective"
"You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."
"Aye, the original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke."
"So change the name!"
"To what? "Nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time?" Oh yes, that's very piratey!"