A POEM DEDICATED TO ALL LOVERS OF THE "TINTIN" COMIC BOOKS by Edna
Captain Haddock had always liked le petit Snowy: It was the cheeky smile on his cute canine jowls Which really got the randy Captain going: "Blue blistering barnacles", he would cry erotically.
But Snowy had his doubts, as he knew the fervour Of cher Tintin's possessive proprietorial passion And absent-minded Professor Calculus' twisted lust Was a bitter memory in his doggy ****.