I woke up this morning and I had two penises.
One was smaller than the other.
I thought to myself, this is going to be an interesting day.
The little one looked up at me and said, "well good morning sir."
Kind, that ***** was.
The big one looked over and said, "*******"
I thought that was ironic,
being a ***** and all.
I didn't play with it much after that.