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Dec 2014
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                              How
                          is ***  like
                      math?  Half the
                    time I  get an o d d
                     result. If  my  han
                     ds  aren't  enough
                     I end  up  using m
                     y  head.  I  always
                     wonder  how  the
                     person next to me
                     is doing on  his w
                     ork.My average at
                     each is p retty  dis
                     mal.What's the dif
                     ference between a
                     cheap ****** and
                     an elephant?  One
                     rolls  on  it's  b ack
                     for   peanuts   and
                     the  other one live
                     s in a zoo.   Why is
                     *** like air? It's no
                     t a big thing  unles
                     s you're  not gettin
                     g any .  What  do y
                     ou call a man with
   a 1 inch *****?                 Justin.   I was hanging out in an         Internet cafe when
my server went              down on me. I like
my women like               I like my math
problems - simple           and easy
Stupid *****!
The  Good  Pussy
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