Make a birthday poem for me
Be as talented as can be
Bring me presents of money and wine
You will do just fine
Catch me here and there
You can catch me everywhere!

There was a man named "Tad"
He was a very shy "Lad"
He gave it all he "had"
And that was just too" bad"
But at least he wasn't a "cad"
And that would of made him "mad"
So for that it made him "glad"
And at least he can "add"
He missed out on being a "dad"
And that was so "Sad"

A true friend
Is there in the end
A friend you can count on
Through thick or thin
Is there for you when you lose or win
Always there for you
Even when your sad or blue
This is so true

There was a little nurse
Wholived in a purse
She wanted to reverse
The spell and the curse
So she grabbed a mirror and made it much worse
The witch had to ride out in the hearse!

There was a little Nurse
Who lived in a hearse
When she ran into a witch that made it much worse
The witch cast a spell and a curse
Now she's so small she lives in a purse!
Now that's a little perverse
And that's a first!

We covered a few Phobias in part one
But some people even fear the sun
But we will have more fun
Some people fear Spiders and Snakes
What about broken brakes?
Oh! for heaven sakes!

Some people fear ladders
Why does it matter?
Some people have all kinds of fears
Lions, Tigers and Bears

And some people fear all kinds of bugs
So don't go sweeping them under the rugs!
From roaches, ants and bees
That fear can take them to their knees!

Some people fear rodents
Like mice, rats, and flying bats
Or how about all kinds of lizards
Beat them up and take out their gizzards

You have to beat up your fears by facing them down
Or all around

And some people even fear Clowns
And I don't see why?
They make you happy
Some people even fear being a pappy

Some people fear enclosed spaces
And how about evil faces?
But there you have more fears from me
And there's more out there to be
Just stay tuned for part three!

The boss at christmas is named John
He runs a church festival on the church lawn
His staff doesn't know the difference
What? They ******* refference?
Between a platter and a plate
And I don't know what the hell I ate?
One Shishkabob and rice
Ain't that nice
Humus was so gross
From your heads to your toes
Taboule is suppose to be some kind of salad
Won't someone make this into a ballad?
Overpricing
and that's the icing!
Belly dancing
And people prancing
A band and A DJ
and that's okay!
What else more can I say?
After all these years he's still cheap
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