Fart Like That

~FART SOUND~ The way it's smelling, I can't believe it-I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... I don't believe it-it's got my face turning a pale greenish-hue! You know I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... Verse 1 I think that the earth is shaking-I swear someone moves the breeze, An' detonated a whole whopping ton of "Gaseous-TNT", That fart was like a ghost in Ghost Busters, It sneak up on you and you freakin' smell the FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... I turn around and think What is this some kind of bad fart could seem, Who ate that turkey sub sandwich with sharp mustard? And then cut the cheese? And do not think that this is the first time I or my friend here "Duffy" made the birds "rush from the smell" to the trees! For I, Triumph, am on a mission to escape this fart smell In such a hurry-heading for the hills -ABOUT TO PASS OUT........ The way it's smelling, I can't believe it-I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... I seek that face mask-like this is a smell emergency Buddy, You know I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT Don't no one order the garlic liver with fried onion steak! FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... Verse 2 The other day I was in gas station, some guy was getting gas Had gotten "Carsick" and blamed me! But I knew the truth it was the car next to me, I am not lying it came wafting through the breeze and it goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... I said, "MAN do I look like the "Houdini of farts?" With fumes from some unknown specter of flatulence? When clearly, It was you? What you think I should do? Don't look at me! Make it so that everyone up in this gas station knows it wasn't me? But you know the truth-it is a bag of chips I buy one for you please Don't get so angry I didn't mean any harm, no need for one to yell, You know you can't light a lighter or smoke? It's a law everyone knows When there is so much gas you might just FART (Phew-can't no one light a fart...!) Chorus The way it's smelling, I can't believe it-I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... Don't ya know that beans are a magical fruit? I've never smelled a BIFF like that, In the end we all can't escape the noxious fumes of the FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... On airplane flight I was minding my own business When some dude let an "aero-fart fly" a guy looked At me and said: "Hey, what you think that this is, did superman Himself let a PHLPH As his cape lifted up from a gassy (?) FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... "You think that Triumph the puppet dog not super enough? I think you are like kryptonite to me! You saying I had some Thing humble apology I had to say? Don't you know there is no room to breath? I clearly know better I see the sign when you need to pull out a bag Because you airsick there are multiple usages, and you can use it Like I have repeatedly to breath from a fart smell I didn't make! I am just a puppet, not a fart-tion teller...! Chorus The way it's smelling, I can't believe it-I've never smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... From the rear end, this isn't a whoopee cushion fart- Can't pretend That I've ever smelled a FART LIKE THAT It's oh so gassy, such a butt sound that goes FART FA-FAR-FAR-FART... MAN! It's got a life all it's own!

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