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When I wiggle, wiggle wiggle, People giggle, giggle, giggle. In the middle, middle, middle, I'm not so little, little, little. When I jump, jump, jump, My big old **** **** **** My rear end **** **** **** Goes bump, bump, bump. Once skinny as a rail I’m more like a whale. Because of what I did Ever since I was a kid. Any old kind of candy To me was simply dandy. Follow me around and I’d eat it by the pound. Mom would bake, bake, bake. By belly would shake, shake shake. I couldn’t flounce, flounce, flounce My gut would bounce, bounce, bounce. Now I’m round, round, round, To the ground, ground, ground. I eat just like a pig, pig, pig, That’s why I’m so big, big, big. Once skinny as a rail I’m more like a whale. Because of what I did Ever since I was a kid. Any old kind of candy To me was simply dandy. Follow me around and I’d eat it by the pound. When some say diet, diet, diet, I reply to them quiet, quiet, quiet. Every time I try it, try it, try it. My body doesn’t buy it, buy it, buy it. So i just live for lunch, lunch, lunch. I love to eat a bunch, bunch, bunch, And I have a basic hunch, hunch, hunch, The same will go for brunch, brunch, brunch!
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Jan 19, 2017
Jan 19, 2017 at 5:34 PM UTC
NELLY JELLY BELLY
When I wiggle, wiggle wiggle, People giggle, giggle, giggle. In the middle, middle, middle, I'm not so little, little, little. When I jump, jump, jump, My big old **** **** **** My rear end **** **** **** Goes bump, bump, bump. Once skinny as a rail I’m more like a whale. Because of what I did Ever since I was a kid. Any old kind of candy To me was simply dandy. Follow me around and I’d eat it by the pound. Mom would bake, bake, bake. By belly would shake, shake shake. I couldn’t flounce, flounce, flounce My gut would bounce, bounce, bounce. Now I’m round, round, round, To the ground, ground, ground. I eat just like a pig, pig, pig, That’s why I’m so big, big, big. Once skinny as a rail I’m more like a whale. Because of what I did Ever since I was a kid. Any old kind of candy To me was simply dandy. Follow me around and I’d eat it by the pound. When some say diet, diet, diet, I reply to them quiet, quiet, quiet. Every time I try it, try it, try it. My body doesn’t buy it, buy it, buy it. So i just live for lunch, lunch, lunch. I love to eat a bunch, bunch, bunch, And I have a basic hunch, hunch, hunch, The same will go for brunch, brunch, brunch!
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brent-kincaid
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Jan 19, 2017
Jan 19, 2017 at 5:34 PM UTC
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