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Have you never told the truth Even in your untrustworthy youth? Did ever make a habit of saying what you mean? You’re the biggest fake and loser many have ever seen. When you look into the mirror, what is it you see? Can you tell how far you’ve fallen from humanity? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. You make up crap so fast you can’t keep track. So much sounds like it came out of the other crack. You cheat and brazenly brag about your cheating. At the Devil’s table you needn’t worry about seating. You’ll be right there at Beelzebub’s right hand And you’ll have friends there, won’t it be grand? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. The way you look and dress, and your awful voice Makes me change the channel if I have any choice. If the gym I go to has you on the cable TV I switch the gym I go to as quickly as can be. I never take kindly to liars and to bragging thieves. I hope your crimes will match the penalty you receive. You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. Brent Kincaid 5/20/2019
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May 20, 2019
May 20, 2019 at 3:05 PM UTC
SHOVE IT!
A leader, strong of heart Proud of soul and mind Sure of purpose and hope Nor is the Leader blind. In horrifying circumstance When nobility seems gone The leader stands up proud And the truth marches on. When larceny and intolerance Become the uniform of the day The leader speaks of opportunity To do things a better way. The Leader risks scorn of people who Care more of what is gained today Than taking care of our future And not as much of today’s pay. The Leader does not scoff at us If we want to make a living wage. The Leader only objects to us If we couple wealth with rage. If we hate people who are not rich And wish to take human rights away The Leader objects and points to the law And has many good things to say. The Leader may not be the one who Was elected to protect the common citizen. But the Leader seeks to teach us all To save all of our futures for our children The Leader means to save our world for The opportunity to be a healthy human. The Leader so far has mostly been a man But The Leader can just as likely be a woman. Brent Kincaid 5/18/2019
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May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019 at 12:31 AM UTC
THE LEADER
In the dark of night I have seen a wild sight That made some say “That’s not really right!” When visitors go walking Through walls an such Reality is far out of touch, And good common sense No longer means that much. A logical person, that is me, With no love for surreality, Instead an intense inner drive For a world of abject sanity. Until, to my upset and surprise, A kind of person, before my eyes Appeared to spiritually enchant me. Surely a ghost and not a disguise. On a pleasing evening walk I spent a while in chatty talk. The fellow so handsome I could find no way to balk. He told me an interesting tale; A wandering life of freedom and jail And meeting other vagabonds Riches and fame both no avail. We shared about the weather We talked for hours together I noticed his suit was three pieces Wool plaid instead of leather. I am sure I was quite obvious, He couldn’t have stayed oblivious Of the way I was wanting him My face gave away my wishes. He said he had to go quite soon And my heart, a burst balloon Also showed on my sad face. Smiling, he pointed to the moon. From his lapel he took a shiny pin And fixed to to my collar and then Smiling, he kissed me warmly Which set my head into a spin. Then, his colors began to glimmer, The ancient clothing started to shimmer And my lovely suitor began to fade. My passion for him soon left to simmer. Because like a camera trick he was gone And I was left on my own to move on And face the facts that I was looking at air, Just me and a memory on the city lawn. I questioned myself and my sanity too. What else could any sane person do When faced with such a visible mystery? How could any of this have been true? I looked down to my collar and there Was that pin this ghost had pinned where I could not deny his existence was real. So, perhaps you see why I had to share. Brent Kincaid 5/16/2019
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May 16, 2019
May 16, 2019 at 3:17 PM UTC
THE GHOST AND THE SKEPTIC
In the dark of night I have seen a wild sight That made some say “That’s not really right!” When visitors go walking Through walls an such Reality is far out of touch, And good common sense No longer means that much. A logical person, that is me, With no love for surreality, Instead an intense inner drive For a world of abject sanity. Until, to my upset and surprise, A kind of person, before my eyes Appeared to spiritually enchant me. Surely a ghost and not a disguise. On a pleasing evening walk I spent a while in chatty talk. The fellow so handsome I could find no way to balk. He told me an interesting tale; A wandering life of freedom and jail And meeting other vagabonds Riches and fame both no avail. We shared about the weather We talked for hours together I noticed his suit was three pieces Wool plaid instead of leather. I am sure I was quite obvious, He couldn’t have stayed oblivious Of the way I was wanting him My face gave away my wishes. He said he had to go quite soon And my heart, a burst balloon Also showed on my sad face. Smiling, he pointed to the moon. From his lapel he took a shiny pin And fixed to to my collar and then Smiling, he kissed me warmly Which set my head into a spin. Then, his colors began to glimmer, The ancient clothing started to shimmer And my lovely suitor began to fade. My passion for him soon left to simmer. Because like a camera trick he was gone And I was left on my own to move on And face the facts that I was looking at air, Just me and a memory on the city lawn. I questioned myself and my sanity too. What else could any sane person do When faced with such a visible mystery? How could any of this have been true? I looked down to my collar and there Was that pin this ghost had pinned where I could not deny his existence was real. So, perhaps you see why I had to share. Brent Kincaid 5/16/2019
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A small platoon of beauty, Lovely boygirls with tiny ***** Posing like Vogue models And doing dancing tricks So, hot. So pretty, but not In the slightest masculine; No attempt to be butch, They revel in being feminine. They’re better at it than girls Being more of a success Than all the ** movie stars In ten thousand dollar dresses. Such pretty smooth faces, traces Of ancestry and cool breeding For thousands of screaming teens Wishing they were breeding. They wish these boys were closer So they could caress and kiss Close enough so they could not Avoid, so the teens could not miss. They want to carefully tarnish them, These angels of flashing bright lights, And cuddle them, snuggle them If only for one youthful, sensuous night.
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May 10, 2019
May 10, 2019 at 2:25 PM UTC
SHOW PONIES
His head and his body were Bald as an egg for all to see. His parents named him Harry But he did not turn out to be. As an antonymic masterpiece His name is rife with humor But in poor Harry’s opinion It was taken as a social tumor. Every joke that would be said, No matter how crass was made At work, at play by everyone Beginning in the seventh grade When his baby fine blond hair Began to hide on back of head. It hurt his feelings to frequently hear The things his peers all said. By the time he reached maturity He learned to accept his fate; Everyday friends could not resist Making light of his name and pate! While it’s human nature all of this It’s a constantly rather bitter pill, And though he learned to smile It kind of hurts his feelings still. Bare Harry, bald as a shaved baby. Plenty of tacky hairless jokes to spare Shouldn’t we cut him some slack maybe And focus on something besides his hair Or the obvious lack thereof on his head And point out his forgiving personality? But sadly, that is just not the way Of the reality of the world’s humanity. Brent Kincaid 4/29/2019
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Apr 29, 2019
Apr 29, 2019 at 5:39 PM UTC
BARE HARRY
I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. I am usually flat broke Not a dollar to my name. It’s almost like saving up Has never been my game. I know I could maybe do well By snuggling someone wealthy, But I know people who did that And it never worked out healthy. I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. I’d much rather just play around And see what happens then. I don’t plan and I don’t demand, I don’t insist we do it all again. I might be gone when you wake Off to have new adventures. I don’t care if my wandering ways Are looked upon with abject censure. I say it up front, so no heartbreak, I tell you please don’t to marry me. I pay my own way and sleep where I wish. I don’t need anyone to carry me. If you see me down the road a ways And I’m behaving some other way instead; Not the jiggle-free ****** I am normally Then bury me, it means I’m dead I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. Brent Kincaid 4/28/2019
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Apr 28, 2019
Apr 28, 2019 at 11:36 PM UTC
JIGGLE-FREE ******
I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. I am usually flat broke Not a dollar to my name. It’s almost like saving up Has never been my game. I know I could maybe do well By snuggling someone wealthy, But I know people who did that And it never worked out healthy. I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. I’d much rather just play around And see what happens then. I don’t plan and I don’t demand, I don’t insist we do it all again. I might be gone when you wake Off to have new adventures. I don’t care if my wandering ways Are looked upon with abject censure. I say it up front, so no heartbreak, I tell you please don’t to marry me. I pay my own way and sleep where I wish. I don’t need anyone to carry me. If you see me down the road a ways And I’m behaving some other way instead; Not the jiggle-free ****** I am normally Then bury me, it means I’m dead I guess I’m a different sort A kind of jiggle-free ****** When the fun turns to money I always choose to go. I have no beef with prostitutes, Some are great at having fun. It’s just when it comes to me I’d rather see than be one. Brent Kincaid 4/28/2019
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The orgiastic abandon, I had seen that face. And, at last, perforce The guilt, the disgrace, It was not new to me Though I had never seen What the source of it Had ultimately been. Later I would know it As the fulfillment of *** But the child saw it as Some mad kind of hex. And if the first one along Is like I was at the start The child of another There is no room in the heart Of the adopting parent Who sees in the bearing Of the child of another The source of swearing. And even the birth child Is not immune from abuse. Good behavior and love Simply has here no use. This is the sentence Of men and women Who acquire offspring When they don’t like children. They set their minds up To repeatedly bear them To avoid askance looks And any open criticism. So they suffer and complain About what a heavy burden It is for them to have to Put up with their children. And if the first one along Is like I was at the start The child of another There is no room in the heart Of the adopting parent Who sees in the bearing Of the child of another The source of swearing. And even the birth child Is not immune from abuse. Good behavior and love Simply has here no use. If a soul-deprived mother Never felt love of her own She has none to spare, No patience to condone. The woes of these parents Is of not having any peace, No time of their own then, No feeling of surcease. It’s as if a child born Has a few years to grow Before turning into adult Who will automatically know. They will know how to parent This sick, twisted adult one Who doesn’t seem to like them Or anything much they have done. This is the sad tune of those Who made many awful choices But still have no use for any Of the warning, advising voices. Brent Kincaid 4/26/2019
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Apr 27, 2019
Apr 27, 2019 at 4:01 AM UTC
THE CHILD OF ANOTHER
The orgiastic abandon, I had seen that face. And, at last, perforce The guilt, the disgrace, It was not new to me Though I had never seen What the source of it Had ultimately been. Later I would know it As the fulfillment of *** But the child saw it as Some mad kind of hex. And if the first one along Is like I was at the start The child of another There is no room in the heart Of the adopting parent Who sees in the bearing Of the child of another The source of swearing. And even the birth child Is not immune from abuse. Good behavior and love Simply has here no use. This is the sentence Of men and women Who acquire offspring When they don’t like children. They set their minds up To repeatedly bear them To avoid askance looks And any open criticism. So they suffer and complain About what a heavy burden It is for them to have to Put up with their children. And if the first one along Is like I was at the start The child of another There is no room in the heart Of the adopting parent Who sees in the bearing Of the child of another The source of swearing. And even the birth child Is not immune from abuse. Good behavior and love Simply has here no use. If a soul-deprived mother Never felt love of her own She has none to spare, No patience to condone. The woes of these parents Is of not having any peace, No time of their own then, No feeling of surcease. It’s as if a child born Has a few years to grow Before turning into adult Who will automatically know. They will know how to parent This sick, twisted adult one Who doesn’t seem to like them Or anything much they have done. This is the sad tune of those Who made many awful choices But still have no use for any Of the warning, advising voices. Brent Kincaid 4/26/2019
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President Comb-Over, Quite the despicable guy Got himself elected But the wise folk wonder why. Obama wore a tan suit Conservatives went insane, But this Wimpy lookalike butterball Sports a totally artificial mane. If ****** predation were a soccer game This **** would win The World Cup. If you ignored the news and his tweets You’d think someone made this horror show up. He’s lied and cheated and swindled his way In to more lucrative deals than he deserved Then a large minority of certifiable idiots Elected him so he could to pretend to serve. He took the Oath of Office, quite smugly But that’s where his integrity would end. He set about making deals for himself His trophy wives, his offspring and friends. He made few attempts to cover his tracks, Mostly just shouted blatantly obvious lies By which he was fooling no one intelligent. Just the moronic, the foolish and unwise. He relied on the vagaries of human nature That voters are among the laziest humans And would rather vote for a rascal it seems Than take a chance on an honest new man Or woman, or gay or an experienced soul That could take over the Presidential reins Instead of driving our country straight to hell And making huge profits off the remains. Brent Kincaid 4/23/2019
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Apr 23, 2019
Apr 23, 2019 at 2:46 PM UTC
PRESIDENT COMB-OVER
MISE EN SCENE Once, the long ago and far away me Could attract the eye and heart. But without my watching it be so I did not see my good looks depart. I did not see the wrinkles arrive, Nor the spots appear on my skin. I did not note the muscles loosen And the arms and legs go so thin. I watched the blonde become silver And the dark become so very light But, I did not mind the stooping posture As tiredness made it feel just right. I felt my diet changing because Some things no longer tempted Others took their places every time As the younger favorites were exempted. But now I have glasses everywhere And I turn the television up too loud That the neighbors squeal to the landlord And that does not make me proud. For most of my life, I read incessantly But now, never can read at night Because I have to have a strong lamp Or the lighting is not quite right. And, oh the pills I must take now. Some for morning and some for night. I must take them in order, counting So I know I keep the dosage just right. Some are supplements, but some are for That age that I have now achieved. Yes, I am that old, and accept it mostly Even though I find it hard to believe. Brent Kincaid 4/14/2019
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Apr 15, 2019
Apr 15, 2019 at 1:06 AM UTC
MISE EN SCENE
Do you love me? Yes, he lied, And thus left The door opened wide, That soon left Only lonely me inside. Oh, I wanted him to stay But regardless how I tried He pushed me aside And rushed outside Free of my needs As if out of the weeds And into tomorrow, Not a moment of sorrow For my hopes or tears. That had not worked for years. He was completely free, But not so with me. I was left with what I feared most, A love affair with an uncaring ghost. Yes, begging is seedy And I knew being needy Was as making me unattractive But my fear was active And my lack of self-esteem Made my tears seem to be Righteous temptation, Not abomination. At least to me, As far as I could see. Not then. Is wisdom ever given to men When they need it most, Like when in love with a ghost Of my own desperate creating? It’s probably not worth debating.
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Dec 31, 2018
Dec 31, 2018 at 9:14 PM UTC
A POST ABOUT A GHOST
This is the sad song Of men and women Who create offspring When they don’t like children. They set their minds up To repeatedly bear them To avoid askance looks And any open criticism. So they suffer and complain About what a heavy burden It is for them to have to Put up with their children. Each day with the rugrats Nets no child any praise They see not much beauty In the offspring they raise. If a soul deprived mother Never felt love of her own She has none to spare, No patience to condone. The talk of these parents Is of not having any peace, No time of their own then, No feeling of surcease. It’s as if a child born Has but few years to grow Before needing to be an adult Who will automatically know. That they must know to parent The sick adult needy one Who doesn’t seem to like them Or anything much they have done. This is the sad tune of those Who made many awful choices But still have no use for any Of loving, advising voices. It’s a song too many sing; The music heart breaking, Yet few of those parents know The sense of trust they are taking.
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Dec 28, 2018
Dec 28, 2018 at 8:25 PM UTC
THE ONUS OF PARENTING
I don’t call you crumpet I doubt you taste very good. But you fit the name strumpet Like I was sure you would. A better name would be porcupine The pork part fits you so much But it would be so very awful; You’re a thing I’d hate to touch. I’d call your crew a clown car, But, while you are surely on wheels. You are more of a slow train wreck Based on the looks and the feel. Some fools call you Robin Hood But I reject that whole twisted pitch. Robin Hood did not rob the poor Just so he could give to the rich. You think you’re a smart cookie But, you are nothing but a crumb. You think we are all of us stupid But only your supporters that are dumb. You’re a ****** cake that has fallen With a poisonous coat of frosting. You are not worth a penny of what A disaster like you are is costing. You leave a nasty taste in the mouth Of those who have to be near you. There is nothing about you at all That would serve to endear you. It really would nice if you would go Live for decades in a prison cell. That color of orange, for once Would suit you so very well.
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Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018 at 12:09 AM UTC
TASTELESS MORSEL
When I was young I thought I knew All of the answers, Red green and blue. Some were a game That I had to guess Sometimes confused Not just no or yes. I chose to act like I was all that aware Knew what was fact Nothing could scare. Then came a moment of truth That gave no credit for my youth. I had to pay such a terrible price. My habit was to scorn good advice. I was the slave to lazy ways. I chose to waste away my days Always the child of constant fun Until I flew to close to the sun. And I could lift up my arms And believed I could fly. I was headed for heaven Up there in the sky. Now I am older, I can see, After the crash to the earth, Just what happened to me. I am not an angel, not by birth. I have to learn to accept What I am and accordingly Act like the human I am And honor my destiny. Too long I cherished a dream. I am a child of the earth, too. I fell in love with what I believed Now I must do what people do. I can still spread my wings wide But it is to reach and embrace. Let the winds stay in the sky Unless they caress my face. I was the slave to lazy ways. I chose to waste away my days Always the child of constant fun Until I flew to close to the sun. And I could lift up my arms And believed I could fly. I was headed for heaven Up there in the sky.
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Dec 16, 2018
Dec 16, 2018 at 4:00 PM UTC
ICARUS
JESUS IS A FRIENDLY GUY Jesus is a friendly guy. Such a very friendly guy. Lived two thousand years Didn’t care for queers And he has a painful tale That brings us all to tears. Jesus is a loving guy Doesn’t even have to try; That’s why he was born To have his body torn So it’s not a total loss We get colored eggs on Easter morn. Jesus is a groovy dude. Don’t let this song get misconstrued He’s god and he is man We do everything we can To beat and **** the fools With anti-Jesus attitude. Jesus was Caucasian man. He was so much better than Any Jewish kind of guy That’s the reason why The televangelists and stuff You buy from them began. Jesus needs your money now. So sell your tractor and your plow. Your preacher’s gonna show you how To fill the check out while you bow. You go to heaven with no doubt. Jesus needs your money now. Brent Kincaid 11/27/2018
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Nov 27, 2018
Nov 27, 2018 at 6:30 PM UTC
JESUS IS A FRIENDLY GUY
In the fifties in the USA It was sad, but at the time It was a rock solid fact; Flamboyance was a crime. I had to wear a coat and tie The uniform of every day Behaving quite the normal guy In every conceivable way. To be a good Samaritan And genuflect at the altar, Wear the collar of a puritan, And not shame your father By being some kind of fool Who goes against the will Of a society that longs for A conformity inducing pill. I gazed longingly at clothes Of fashionable panderers With the color matching garb That triggered the slanderers. But more than their profession I saw their ability to strut, The fit, the material display, The magnificence of the cut. And I had trouble being That kind of person they craved. To me it was a boring ride From birth, right to the grave. I could not understand those Who felt life was not for living. What good were the gifts I saw If I refused their very giving? Not for me, even when young To spend my time mud crawling. I would rather spend my efforts In verbal social brawling. I rejected insulting phrases that Proper people so often employ And chose instead the descriptive And openly proud ‘gay ******* I refused to let the common man Who was afraid of his own crotch Insist I be mute while he insisted That I should stand and watch. No, I would be who I was then And reject their false packet Of wearing the coat of social balm Which I called The Straight Jacket.
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Oct 17, 2018
Oct 17, 2018 at 4:38 PM UTC
STRAIGHT JACKET
Ronnie couldn’t talk And be rhymless at all. He could barely walk, I'm pretty sure he'd fall, Unless he was rhyming. He said to me, “You see The thing is with me It all has to do with timing. The cadence when I walk Become words I hear, The beat when someone talks Makes a poem in my ear, Then the rhyming begins And seems to make good sense. The words like magic appear Poetic possibilities immense.” All of the time I knew him It seemed to be the truth He rhymed almost constantly From his very verbal youth. He was like a Hallmark card Sometimes saying pithy things That fit the moment exactly And had that ***** ring. But other times his utterances Were acerbic and very witty. When it came to sarcastic tilt He was the Mayor of Snark City. Or he could rhyme endearingly And paint pictures with his words Saying some of the nicest things That were ever put into words. Yes, he was Rhyming Ronnie, A poem for any current thought. You couldn’t stump him even once. At least not that I ever caught. Ryan was amazing for sure And some found it rather vexing. But oh boy in the internet age It came in handy when texting!
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Oct 3, 2018
Oct 3, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
RHYMING RONNIE
You brought gossamer ribbons To hang down into our lives And scented candles, all around Dancing, flickering before our eyes. You sang lovely melodies to us That I never had heard before. Somehow just being yourself seemed That you were a master’s painting Done by some ancient admired guy. Sometimes you left me almost fainting. You urged us to explore and seek New vistas and scenes near our home And celebrate the people and places We would discover when we roamed. You caused this old stick in the mud To become a wider wandering soul. I’m fairly certain that was your plan, Your vision, your wish and your goal. It worked, I changed and became A new and different kind of person. I dance and celebrate life today Dancing in life's gossamer ribbons. It’s almost like watching a movie That has won all the best acclaim. You’re gone now, but I still dance But I admit it’s just not the same.
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Oct 2, 2018
Oct 2, 2018 at 3:24 AM UTC
GOSSAMER RIBBONS
These are voodoo days When monsters have their way With the good people alive So the evil people can thrive. This is a time when madness Roams the land to pillage And rename the boundaries Of our fine global village. Children once went to school And we made sure they learned What had happened to us all When dissenting books were burned. Then too many scary people Got by with lying to us a lot. They didn’t have us in mind, And didn’t care what we thought. So, their Halloween costumes seem To only be visible to the eye When you listen to their chants Instead of just passing by. If you listen closely to the words And not just campaign speech, You quickly see dictatorship Is not far out of their reach. When your friendly candidate Starts sounding like a Mussolini Standing up and calling them out Does not make you a ****** No, it makes you more of true Patriot caring for your country Than guys in expensive suits Who only care about their money.
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Oct 1, 2018
Oct 1, 2018 at 12:26 PM UTC
VOODOO DAYS
Many are hamster-wheel humans So punch-drunk from assuming They know the way things work. The wealthy urged them to elect jerks To run this country into the ground And turn it into the worst place around. It’s a sad tale, a ***** of a story Where those with guts, don’t get glory. It’s a horror story, like in scary flicks Where when men in suits get their kicks Imprisoning brown people and kids And laughing about the bad they did. Afterward, they say others are to blame But make no attempt to hide their game. They put thousands in jail and charge them And sing out loud their lying anthems. They say fake news is the real McCoy But, the real news they say is a ploy Honest people want to stop the plunder That, up ’til now, they kept hidden under. But now it’s in the open meant to appease Ignorant white people that are hard to please. They want whites in power, think that’s nifty, No wonder they elect only those who are shifty. Too many quit learning in school, after ABC, And they have no use for the land of the free. They liked how it was in eighteen hundreds With slaves, inhumanity to those they plundered. They got up in arms when a black man won And the class war was once again begun. The very rich told lies to change the rules People began to act openly like rapacious fools. This is the country of which we were once proud. It’s right now being destroyed by the elite crowd.
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Oct 1, 2018
Oct 1, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC
HAMSTER-WHEEL HUMANS
Yesterday and tomorrow All in a memorable row Happiness and sorrow Always a few more to go. Laughter and sadness Marching through time. Dealing out character Each of us must find. Lovers and some losers Each kind had their say. Whatever they did to us Made us who we are today. We all had to learn about The liars and the thieves. We taught ourselves not To do what makes us grieve. We learned to reward ourselves For living and getting strong Even when our history has Gone quite suddenly wrong. We are the ones who count And must add up the score. So, we are the wones who know What our life has been for. Whining does so little good And makes others turn away. It’s up to us to find the words We need to hear and say. So we do what we can in life And deal with what we’re given And learn we can't have it all Wrapped up in a pretty ribbon.
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Sep 30, 2018
Sep 30, 2018 at 3:01 AM UTC
LITANY
(Nasally) Ya say ya wanna look good? Ya say ya wanna look young? Ya say ya wanna take on the world again? (clap) Tell ya what I’m gonna do! The secret is not in any little bottle. No sir! Not a bit of it! Step right over, friend. I’m gonna tell ya the secret that works! The Golden Key. The Fountain of Truth. Yessiree bob! The Blessed Path. The open door! Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? (clap) Do people turn off lights and hide when you come by? Do some people refuse to return your calls? Do you find yourself alone most of the time? Are you under threat of being fired? Are you sick of forgetting where you parked? Do you wake up in the morning or come to? Tell ya what I’m gonna do. Step over here, friend. I’ll give you the secret. (There ya go, and when you get there, there ya are!) Part of the problem is the solution. You are drinking a solution that lies. It says everything will be okay, if you drink. Drink more. Yessirreebob! Recognize it? (clap) You take a drink or two after work and then… It’s morning, you remember nothing, then The whole shebang starts all over again. You started out inviting people over But, they used up your ***** and dope. And there you were staggering Down to the store to buy more Struggling to write your name on the check. But, what the heck. You were popular But no more. All that is left is the store. So, ya say ya wanna get better, fast? Don’t put the cork in the bottle. Throw the bottle away. Don’t buy more. That’s the real score, the secret. (clap) You can’t have it both ways. Either you wanna get better and live Or you will keep on trying to give up Without surrendering. It’s amazing. You’ll feel like crap for a while But you do now, and never smile. (clap) So, that’s the way it gets done. It happens to everyone who wants To get off the merry-go-round And settle down to living, and smiling. After you quit the daily drinking bit.
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Sep 28, 2018
Sep 28, 2018 at 8:51 PM UTC
SALES PITCH
(Nasally) Ya say ya wanna look good? Ya say ya wanna look young? Ya say ya wanna take on the world again? (clap) Tell ya what I’m gonna do! The secret is not in any little bottle. No sir! Not a bit of it! Step right over, friend. I’m gonna tell ya the secret that works! The Golden Key. The Fountain of Truth. Yessiree bob! The Blessed Path. The open door! Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? (clap) Do people turn off lights and hide when you come by? Do some people refuse to return your calls? Do you find yourself alone most of the time? Are you under threat of being fired? Are you sick of forgetting where you parked? Do you wake up in the morning or come to? Tell ya what I’m gonna do. Step over here, friend. I’ll give you the secret. (There ya go, and when you get there, there ya are!) Part of the problem is the solution. You are drinking a solution that lies. It says everything will be okay, if you drink. Drink more. Yessirreebob! Recognize it? (clap) You take a drink or two after work and then… It’s morning, you remember nothing, then The whole shebang starts all over again. You started out inviting people over But, they used up your ***** and dope. And there you were staggering Down to the store to buy more Struggling to write your name on the check. But, what the heck. You were popular But no more. All that is left is the store. So, ya say ya wanna get better, fast? Don’t put the cork in the bottle. Throw the bottle away. Don’t buy more. That’s the real score, the secret. (clap) You can’t have it both ways. Either you wanna get better and live Or you will keep on trying to give up Without surrendering. It’s amazing. You’ll feel like crap for a while But you do now, and never smile. (clap) So, that’s the way it gets done. It happens to everyone who wants To get off the merry-go-round And settle down to living, and smiling. After you quit the daily drinking bit.
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Nobody marching toward us Their guns making us die. No tanks are come clanking No bombers in the sky. But our Congress and generals When oil or bases seem needed; We appear armed and threatening Peace and love talk not heeded. No country has attacked us With troops and lethal artillery. But our leaders expect us to Go open up their arteries And **** their women and children And laugh while they all die And we are expected to do this And never think to ask why. It’s almost like big companies Were sad when WW2 ended So they started attacking countries We really should have befriended. We let Russia have free reign To **** and ****** and steal Almost as if their aggression Wasn’t really true or even real. We looked around and made them, Those evil old warlike excuses, That some country threatened freedom And we pretended they weren’t ruses. We attacked Korea and Vietnam We were just supposed to observe That they were yellow people there And think they got what they deserved. We didn’t stop there, as Reagan took A duly elected leader and put him in jail. If any country did that to our country The conservatives would howl and rail. Then the Bushes tried their best to take Iraq to steal their oil and punish them And created an era of stronger hatred And anti-American outrage and mayhem. No foreign country has attacked America; So, the point bears repeating once again. We need to stop acting like bullies here And start acting like decent statesmen And women who have the bigger picture; The growth of peace in our battered world So, other countries will not take their guns And shoot our flag when it’s unfurled.
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Sep 26, 2018
Sep 26, 2018 at 4:56 PM UTC
THE BIG LIE OF WAR
Nobody marching toward us Their guns making us die. No tanks are come clanking No bombers in the sky. But our Congress and generals When oil or bases seem needed; We appear armed and threatening Peace and love talk not heeded. No country has attacked us With troops and lethal artillery. But our leaders expect us to Go open up their arteries And **** their women and children And laugh while they all die And we are expected to do this And never think to ask why. It’s almost like big companies Were sad when WW2 ended So they started attacking countries We really should have befriended. We let Russia have free reign To **** and ****** and steal Almost as if their aggression Wasn’t really true or even real. We looked around and made them, Those evil old warlike excuses, That some country threatened freedom And we pretended they weren’t ruses. We attacked Korea and Vietnam We were just supposed to observe That they were yellow people there And think they got what they deserved. We didn’t stop there, as Reagan took A duly elected leader and put him in jail. If any country did that to our country The conservatives would howl and rail. Then the Bushes tried their best to take Iraq to steal their oil and punish them And created an era of stronger hatred And anti-American outrage and mayhem. No foreign country has attacked America; So, the point bears repeating once again. We need to stop acting like bullies here And start acting like decent statesmen And women who have the bigger picture; The growth of peace in our battered world So, other countries will not take their guns And shoot our flag when it’s unfurled.
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I’ve reached that age where I dodder And when I forget becomes fodder For impatience and often abuse. I apologize but it’s seldom any use. I have learned to smile and tip my hat As I am now the oldster I once laughed at. My face tells a story with every wrinkle And it now takes me longer to ****** I have to get up two or three times a night Which means my kidneys aren’t working right. Getting up from a chair is a three part thing And I can’t do it without some moaning. I’m very glad for a thing called remote control Because it’s a saving grace for growing old. I moved the coffee maker closer to my chair So I don’t have to walk so far over there. I’m thinking of swapping my end table in a smidge To replace it with a my own personal mini-fridge. That will save me even more trips over and back By loading it with sodas and some clever snacks. Now just in case some might think I’m ******** I’m not, it’s just that my habits are now switching. It another phase of living life, is all it means Like switching to Sansabelt slacks instead of jeans. I had plenty of fun when I was young and foolish So, there is no sense of anyone getting ghoulish. I’m full to the brim with carefully gathered memories And a scant few of them could be called miseries. Mostly I have been pretty much a happy kid And now enjoy the wisdom from all I did.
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Sep 24, 2018
Sep 24, 2018 at 6:03 PM UTC
SENIOR STORY
My world today is upside down When truth is lies and cheating; When the country is run by a clown Who wants to be beyond defeating. When robbing the poor is fun For those who don’t need money. When taking sick people’s insurance To the wealthy is something funny. The world is thinking with it’s **** If looking back to Nazis is correct. We have the burden to protest this, We have a society we must protect. Some are badly uneducated now Because we have lowered the bar On what we teach our children today. Yes, we have sunk down that far. As a people, we don’t seem to care About who is making our laws now. The law is full of massive restrictions But most of us have no idea just how. How did they get there, these rules That support the rich and corporations? When did we become this leviathan Of criminals running our fine nation? So, what can we do, short of revolution? Do we all march in the streets and strike? Do we stop buying cars and houses And go to work every day on a bike? Do we boycott spending money at all Until the crooks are cleared away? And how do we tell good from bad In the way things are slanted today? We all must speak and write and demand Of the current representatives elected To look to the precedents we have had Upon which our great country was erected. We founded this country on equality And promised freedom for us all. We have the burden to see to it That our government answers that call.
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Sep 6, 2018
Sep 6, 2018 at 1:25 PM UTC
BUGLE BLOW
I was hoping for sunshine Instead you brought me rain. I thought it would be all pleasure But it ended up causing pain. I wish you’d sung me love songs That fell on my ears like psalms Instead you turned away from me And I had nothing in my palms. I wanted to assuage my heart That I would not be alone But I seem to be a person who Disgusts you to the bone. I’ll never understand how you Could turn from hot to icy cold Somehow the love you felt at first Quite suddenly got too old. You no longer gently smiled at me. And you found my jokes unfunny. We began to live in cloudy skies That never quite turned to sunny. We both had misjudged the other And things went south from there; Made a wrong turn at Albuquerque And I think I know just where. It started when you realized I’m not good at one-month stands. You looked up and looked around To see who else was at hand. And since there are always those Who date based on a guy’s looks You became all hot and bothered And I became one for the books. One more notch on your pistol A face to avoid on meeting. One more victim of your game That deserves no kind of greeting. The good side of this story is I am no longer under your spell. I am going to move onward now And let you sashay to hell.
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Sep 4, 2018
Sep 4, 2018 at 7:41 PM UTC
FATUOUS INFATUATION