Singularities merge. Excess energies purged.
A concentric spread spacetime vibrational surge.
Then that deep distant BURP rolled through Earth with a CHIRP.
Proving we could observe, and without optic nerve.
New physics! We cried. And all it implies!
We'll get LIGO in space, Nobels, and black ties!
Even Einstein stirred as the sigma concurred.
If the cosmos is waving, then E is conserved.
From let there be light, to electrified kites,
To lasers and mirrors observing the nights.
So let there be sound. Let the chaos be found.
To the stars we ascend, with knowledge unbound.