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There once was a fella who farted A fart that was only half-hearted: His friend tried to best him And really impressed him By shitting a brick when he sharted.

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Published: Mar 14
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Tags: #fart #flatulence #shopping #limerick #retail #commerce #walmart #scat #fecal #enthusiasm

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