Here's to absent friends
Who have to had the wool pulled over their eyes
Causing them to take unneeded detours
That delay them to their appointment at the mortician's
As their conversation went something like this...
"Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
Was it you?"
"Yeah! And I'd do it again too!
I just want to watch the world crumble"
"Hurry, get this on tape!
We're gonna be famous!
This can't wait
The not so innocent will remain nameless"
"One lump or two?"
"Seven"
"There's no place like home"
"Unbeknownst to me, my rose has been thrown for me"
"I don't know you, but that's where you are"
"Bad form"
"Poor character"
"Unsportsmanlike conduct
Yellow card, take five in the box"
"I've spared Jacopo
He will be my right hand man
Let's hop in the hot air balloon
And get my revenge"