We've all known one
A pompous type of brute
Nothing for them to learn
No need to be astute
Opinion flowing from holes
Not intelligent, or cute
Deriding every comment
In ego, the point is moot
It can't be argued
It can have no other route
Their way, or the high-way
Totally and completely, absolute
The malady is quite common
As crap sliding down a chute
Known as cranial rectosis
All that's missing, is my boot