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Keep your stamps and letters Don't invite me to a meeting If you keep them coming I'll treat you to a beating Groups all seem to want me But the feeling's not the same Go and find your mailing list And please remove my name oh.... I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down  in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Don't ask me to sign up again Please don't be deluded Check your list and you'll find me In the column marked excluded Oh I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Save your money, save your stamps You know just what to do Stop calling, stop the letters Please, I'm asking you The only group with membership Costs me more, due to my brothers Is family, and even then I think we had different mothers oh,I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going I will not join any club that would have me as a member I'll tell you now, and then again, I'll tell you in September The world is a much better place, if on your list my name's not showing So here I am, with you to say...Hello, I must be going
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 12:27 AM UTC
I won't join any club that would have me as a member
Keep your stamps and letters Don't invite me to a meeting If you keep them coming I'll treat you to a beating Groups all seem to want me But the feeling's not the same Go and find your mailing list And please remove my name oh.... I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down  in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Don't ask me to sign up again Please don't be deluded Check your list and you'll find me In the column marked excluded Oh I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Save your money, save your stamps You know just what to do Stop calling, stop the letters Please, I'm asking you The only group with membership Costs me more, due to my brothers Is family, and even then I think we had different mothers oh,I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going I will not join any club that would have me as a member I'll tell you now, and then again, I'll tell you in September The world is a much better place, if on your list my name's not showing So here I am, with you to say...Hello, I must be going
For Frank Ferrante
#funny#club#member#groucho
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roger-turner
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 12:27 AM UTC
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