#member
many, many memberships have I,
to great institutions, large and small,
though I oft have an extra shopping
bag secreted in my coat pockets just
in case….I spot a tiny sized bargain
but Costco has ruled me ineligible,
unable / unwilling to let me enter,
for I do not possess their
le carte d’identite necessaire…
oh they would let me in, if I
ante’d up the fee, but,
between you and me,
but what’s the point?
living in a pint sized
a/k/a my studio nyc apartment,
there is no space large
enough to accommodate
their supersized inventory
of 24 paper towel rolls,
one doubled sized cereal boxes
that that won’t fit my cabinet,
or take up an entire shelf,
and where gallons and megs~packs
are seldom heard, crying out
“I’m lonely, buy me, buy me!,
I long for lots of company!”
B U T
I voyage on the Amazon
where they accommodate
we little people in little houses,
like an old woman who lived^
in a shoe, so many poems in
my head, there just isn’t room
for a whole lot of
much else
Dec 12, 2025
Dec 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM UTC
We eat shawarma and we share da pizza
afterwards partying, never alone on dat gig
meet a *** just to bang her wit my homez
me salutin' to carlos, yep, it's like dat:
he be spending some time behind bars now
ain't no biggie, we rely on da boyz
neva had nuttin' but now we fuckin' top-modelz
as maxwell argued: "open your mouth, i'm gonna ***
watch, how we double our profitz...
da hottest gang under da sun
once bonez said:" man, we be stars quite soon!"
and each memba represented his part
he told me: "sit down and write barz"
cause dem gangsterrappaz mostly be phony
we no lelleks, i got men behind me
187 street gang, sampler number four
Nov 27, 2020
Nov 27, 2020 at 10:00 AM UTC
We were chatting for the first time,
I asked if he was an Indian.
He said, "No, I am a European."
Now I said,
"Sorry, but you are no longer a European.
Your UK dumped EU.
**So EU dumped you!**
Now your islands were kicked further northwest.
The Germans finally had sweet revenge. :-D"
:-D
Nov 15, 2019
Nov 15, 2019 at 11:24 AM UTC
The mercy of God
saved him from
the world.
With his alleged
****** birth
flesh from
light and darkness
mixed in a
good and evil
conflict.
Flesh and meat
eaten.
A member
to pluck fruit.
Wicked lost souls
belonged to
the lower order.
Jun 24, 2018
Jun 24, 2018 at 12:45 PM UTC
Keep your stamps and letters
Don't invite me to a meeting
If you keep them coming
I'll treat you to a beating
Groups all seem to want me
But the feeling's not the same
Go and find your mailing list
And please remove my name
oh....
I won't join any club that would have me as a member
I've a memory like an elephant
so, don't send me application forms
Because you know I will remember
Oh, It must be freezing down in hell
In fact it must be snowing
I came today, just to say
Hello, I must be going
Don't ask me to sign up again
Please don't be deluded
Check your list and you'll find me
In the column marked excluded
Oh
I won't join any club that would have me as a member
I've a memory like an elephant
so, don't send me application forms
Because you know I will remember
Oh, It must be freezing down in hell
In fact it must be snowing
I came today, just to say
Hello, I must be going
Save your money, save your stamps
You know just what to do
Stop calling, stop the letters
Please, I'm asking you
The only group with membership
Costs me more, due to my brothers
Is family, and even then
I think we had different mothers
oh,I won't join any club that would have me as a member
I've a memory like an elephant
so, don't send me application forms
Because you know I will remember
Oh, It must be freezing down in hell
In fact it must be snowing
I came today, just to say
Hello, I must be going
I will not join any club that would have me as a member
I'll tell you now, and then again, I'll tell you in September
The world is a much better place, if on your list my name's not showing
So here I am, with you to say...Hello, I must be going
Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 12:27 AM UTC
I'm the poster child for self hatred.
My calendar's constantly booked with things like "Sit and Hate Myself" and "Live Tweet How Terrible My Life Is."
I'm an advocate for not having enough self confidence.
I'm a member of the Missed Opportunity Club.
And next week I'm the keynote speaker at the "Nothing is Going Right in My Life and it Never Will" Conference.
And the worst part about all of this is:
I have all these accolades and you still won't notice me.......
Apr 26, 2016
Apr 26, 2016 at 1:02 AM UTC
There once was a man
That thought his member was grand
He called it the best in all of the land
He went from woman to woman
He said he was just checking their fluid
If your thinking he's a stud you couldn't be wronger
He's what my my grandpa would call a whoremonger
Mar 13, 2016
Mar 13, 2016 at 1:59 PM UTC