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Sniffing glue will get you...

Q. If you combined E.T. (Steven Spielberg) ALF from the TV show, and Alien from Alien movies fran. and had them all mate, what kind of Alien species would you get? A. An alien that would prop their index finger up to your index finger and go "OW" and his finger would light up, put up a 6 slot toaster and toast var. food items, and then in the end it would go berserk and eat you.
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alan-s-bailey
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Feb 8
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Heeeeere's Plooky the Penguin! Tryin' to see if I can make a good guffaw happen.

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