They all want one woman and their girlfriends know it too
We're all just a little jealous
and she's quite the temptress
The same woman your girlfriend wants to pursue
The one we all want to befriend
and she looks divine from every bend

Should she make you feel anew
Turn your eyes a brighter hue
Spin your wheel a different way
Ignite a fire for some foreplay
She achieves this on her own without a master plan

Switched over to a kinder demeanor
I no longer fear the unfamiliar
you are the right speed
let me come over
dinner and a moral

Please prove me guilty
I want to be wrong
A woman I've dreamed to be
Stepping on him while he shines my boots singing to me
Proving me guilty

The one time I drank past my usual time I found myself buried significantly deep in anger
Not just at myself but at everyone
and my lover for being the last to linger

It was all my fault

Now I'm thinking to myself how close the future is
and how very much alive I am
It took me this long to find out how incapable I am,
how much I really can't

The songs you sing only I can hear
Everyone else has you muted

Oh, my Countess, how brave of thee
To welcome strays including me

Hazel eyes, mine to dream
Yours on television and magazines