It was a falling, tingly sensation at first.
And once I opened my eyes, well,
I couldn't believe what they were showing me.
"Oh, hello! Welcome to Hell!
What's your name? Oh, there's the bell!
Tell me your sign,
and I'll tell you mine!"
"Oh, uh, Emilio," I replied, hesitant.
"As the French say,
enchanté.
Persephone is my name,
let me lead the way!"
"It's not what you think,
no fiery pits of blazing brimstone.
There's no torture, torment, and you're surely not alone!"
"Welcome to Hell,
there's plenty of pros,
just don't venture to the well,
don't touch the rose."
"You live normally,
and to Heaven you go,
just as long
as you do all your chores!"
"Oh, take the left,
this is your dorm!
Please, make yourself at home,
you have a long way to go!"
"I beckon you good luck,
come out of your shell!
As I said before,
Welcome to Hell!"