Jennifer Phox is a professor emerita of poetry at Cambridge University's sister campus, United States College. She is the holder of 14 PhD's from DeVry, ...

John "Johnny Panic" Rockefeller (1926-1962, 1973-present) is the reanimated corpse of Marilyn Monroe reconstituted with ape DNA. He has been included in exactly none textbooks, ...

After striving in obscurity for decades, Lester Bangs still can't get published to save his worthless life. Even his High School newspaper didn't want his ...

Onkel Hva was born in a mud hut in Teveldal, Norway in 1948. His parents were illiterate potato farmers, and little Hva had to teach ...

Doktor Howl (1925-present) is the last survivor of the Old Bohemians Club, and is considered a rather unexceptional poet, who should probably remove his irons ...

Kitty Parson was born at home in an unextraordinary ranch house in the Pacific Northwest. After Kitty was kidnapped at a young age, her mother ...