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Apr 2015 · 766
An Ode to Eli
Lydia Manson Apr 2015
Hey Eli you're a pretty cool guy,
But I'm just a little too shy to say hi.
Hey Eli you're a pretty cool dude,
And if I am I don't mean to intrude but maybe someday it could be you and I

Hey Eli I know that on you I can rely
I found that out last July
You're there for me when I cry
Hey Eli thanks to you
You're there when I need a rescue

Hey Eli you helped make me new
So Eli here's to you
This was for you, Eli
Apr 2015 · 617
Fuck You Mr. Snead
Lydia Manson Apr 2015
Dear sir who's name sounds like something from Dr. Seuss
I hope that your car gets stepped on by a moose
Why don't you get a paper cut, then bathe in lemon juice
I hope you loose your wallet
And your identity is stolen
Maybe drop a ball on your foot next time you go bowling
Go get bit by a billion Mosquitos
Get the bites between your toes
Go step on your daughters Legos, and if they have none, go to the store!
A home without Legos is a bore
Respectfully, Sir, Go take teaching classes
You can't just let us loose in the gym
And be on your computer, I know what **** sites you're in
And please remember when fitness testing comes again
You can't expect a girl that got eight to get more than a ten

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