Dear sir who's name sounds like something from Dr. Seuss
I hope that your car gets stepped on by a moose
Why don't you get a paper cut, then bathe in lemon juice
I hope you loose your wallet
And your identity is stolen
Maybe drop a ball on your foot next time you go bowling
Go get bit by a billion Mosquitos
Get the bites between your toes
Go step on your daughters Legos, and if they have none, go to the store!
A home without Legos is a bore
Respectfully, Sir, Go take teaching classes
You can't just let us loose in the gym
And be on your computer, I know what **** sites you're in
And please remember when fitness testing comes again
You can't expect a girl that got eight to get more than a ten