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Nov 2013 · 2.0k
The dog days are over
Louis Bitchop Nov 2013
I have swag
lots of the swag
im a really boy
footy at school never heart anybody
**** the law
**** the politics
*******
Matthew Worde
shazza tazza
May 2013 · 988
To My Dear Girlfriend
Louis Bitchop May 2013
Oi **** ya make me a sandwitch
ya ****
i hate you i wanna brake up
nah babe just kidding i love you
love is a cruel thing but its worth every minute <3
"like" if you love love!
Apr 2013 · 6.1k
Victorian Bitter
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
Vb
a mans drink
only consumed by AFL players
i dont play but i still drink it
dont even give a ****
yolo
mr patch is a ***** *****
keen for that vb when i get home, in the fridge
need a new carton
******* hell maclean high has the cross country today
dont even wanna go
wanna drink my vb
keen for some steak and pork
with a side of vb
aussie mate, get some stickes on my commy
vb stickers
oi ****, come round later for a bbq
and a vb
tru auzie
Apr 2013 · 3.1k
The Rugby Match
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
when i play footy,
i win da footy,
even tho the odds are against me footy team,
i still win the footy,
mades my dad happy,
might get footy for dinner,
makes me happy,
kicking the footy makes me good
thanks to teach me to footy
Apr 2013 · 702
Sexual Relations
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
My wife, a beautiful young lamb
eager to meet new flocks of sheep
a beautiful man
i mean women
keen for a floggen
of me *****
****
cant get hard
cry everytime :(
Apr 2013 · 772
My Loving Father
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
As i look deep into his eyes,
deep, deep into his eyes,
he lightly touches my cheek and plants a kiss on my lips,
its an unusual sensation,
but i only see him once a year so i allow it,
he is my only real father,
i value his pasion towards me,
i fell insecure around him naked,
my teachers say this is weird,
**** them,
i make my own choices,
my choice is to stroke his *****,
stroke it hard,
and stroke it soft,
stroke it with my hands,
and stroke with my tounge,
after all he is my father
and i love him
Apr 2013 · 1.8k
Romantic Love Story
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
my girlfriend is going in for surgery
but a very rare surgery
****** replacement surgery
the waiting list, is very poor
no-one actually had their name down
so i took a deep breath of courage
and kicked down the door and said, doc my baby can have my ******
the docter said the proccess wasnt easy, 65% chance of death
i didnt care, i loved her more than anything
the surgery began, i was nervous, but more excited to see my baby girl live another day with a good ******
but sadly, my time was up.
as my girlfriend woke up a week later, her first words were; where is my boyfriend? i havent heard from him
but the docter said, im so sorry Raquel, D'Angelo gave his ****** to save your life..
He's gone.
What
Apr 2013 · 756
wow sick of this
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
ive been on this website for about 10 minutes and not a single like or anything?
did that maddest **** this morning
hit the bowl and everything while in me crack
dont even give a ****
no pun intended
xxNoSxco0perxx
umad?
:))
eshay ler
Louis bitchop is the man yo,
still waiting for that sandwhich
fml ****
Apr 2013 · 2.3k
Write a poem
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzz
Bored
still keen for that sandwhich, hopefully it isnt soggy
wait what if it is
****.
thats my only food
zzzz
keen for a sleep
or maybe xbox i dunno
lol
Apr 2013 · 3.8k
Keen for school
Louis Bitchop Apr 2013
Maths,
my favourite subject
holding my hand,
is the devil algebra.
Ive got a ham sandwich for lunch,
pretty keen for that.
**** i hate maths
****.

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