Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads. Become a member
Here's an idea
Now please here me out
Over this random thought that just popped in my head

Smack dab in the middle
Of blowing a bubble
I thought what if my gum could chew it's own self instead

The thought did cross
What about flavor
I guess I could stick it to the end of a straw

Then I could still savor
The bubblegum flavor
While giving a rest to my tired worn out old jaw

I know what your thinking
The man is a genius
This idea is BIG! This idea is HOT!

If you want to be a part
Of this ground breaking action
Send money now, we're going straight to the top

Bigger than Barney®
Cooler than Xbox®
More fun to watch than the Kardashians on T.V.

When I look at this gum
I see the future
Chewing itself into the chronicles of history
Send all monies to...
Padded room 149 North Wing,  Bellevue N.Y.
Woke up this morning with the brightest idea
That I took with me to a busy street corner today
I didn't carry a sign to waste any time
I just stood there all day and I waved

I waved to the cars, trucks, and busses
I even waved to a homeless man pushing a cart
I waved so much through out the day
My wave it became expression art

Many passersby honked their approval
While some with a finger said I was #1
I waved and I waved till late in the day
And yet felt I still wasn't done

I had waved to all the daily commuters
But what about those that only come out in the night
Just because they sleep late doesn't mean they should miss a good wave
If you think about it that wouldn't be right

So I stood there under the glow of the street lights
Giving the night owls a taste of my wave
Letting them know they're just as special
As those that hang out in the day

When my last wave said goodbye it was over
I packed up my hand in my pocket in style
I believe I'll come back to the corner tomorrow
But this time I'll just stand there and smile
After dining at the finest of Maw and Paw restaurants
Frequented by men in trucks
Outside I slipped on the gravel drive
And as would be my luck

The LARGE cowboy belt I'm so proud of
Latched on and then got stuck
Now I'm off to see America
From the front grill of a Big Mac Truck

From the plains of Plano, Texas
To the hills of Hoboken Plantation, Tennessee
There's not to many places
That Big Mac Truck did not take me

To other motorists I was Mr. Friendly
With my arms flapping in the wind
They all would honk and wave and smile
As I smiled back with my bug filled grin

For weeks and weeks we went from coast to coast
Hollywood, California is where I made my mark
Someone happened to take my picture
Which made me an instant star

So I hooked my buckle to the front of a limo
As crowds started to recognize me
A Big Mac Truck would no longer do
When your a Big Time Celebrity

I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
He interviewed me from a parking lot
The limo would not fit on the couch
Plus I can't get the buckle to unlock

Now when my limo pulls up to crosswalks
Pedestrians ask for my autograph
Before the light turns green and me and the bumper we  leave
I tell a few jokes and we share a few laughs

As life's fortunes would have it
I can't believe my luck
The day I tripped on that gravel drive
And fell into the grill of that Big Mac Truck
It kills me that I can't keep you in words,
The more I write the more I seem to miss.
Like meaning from my pen is far off lured,
I can't put down your smile, your eyes, your kiss.
A kiss that for my life I can't describe,
despite how hard I try or oft I write.
Transform me hence into your willing scribe,
I'll work to make dark ink match your eyes light...
and though I know I'll fail I still write on,
hoping beyond hope that I'll succeed
in writing down some truth before I'm gone,
one truth might then find others and so breed.
Not unlike I found you and you found me
or how our I's met up to forge a we.
you slept on the inside of the bed
I on the outside
you were cooler
I was calmer
and we talked of everything
but of course - mostly - nothing
you left early in the morning
I slept while you readied

you eskimo kissed my nose
to say you were leaving
and leaving me there
and before my smile reached both ears
you reached the door and were gone
but still there in my head
heading toward my heart
I won't be here in the morning
Were the last words that she said
Before she closed the door between us
We slept that night in separate beds

Goodbye happily ever after
Are the words that echo in my head
Ever after is such a long time
To have to live with such regret

I won't be here to give you comfort
Are the words she should have said
When your life falls apart without me
And you find that you have nothing left

Nothing left worth holding onto
After all it was we had
I won't be here in the morning
Were the last words that she said
Before ya'll start feeling sorry for me this is just a poem...
A lot of what I write is not true to my life, I write what comes to mind...
Well Mona's Hot Dog cart, The Belly Button Lint fire, Zombie Mimes, Digging on Elvis, Hippie Sale, Alien Invasion, The Revolution, Kidnapping Big Bird, The Rocket Ship, H-Bomb, Midnight Snack, Hanging with Johnny Depp, Bright Lights, Ghost of Stephen King...That's all true. The rest I just make up!
Next page