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Oct 2010 · 1.4k
Beer
Lars Iversen Oct 2010
I  d o n ’ t  l i k e  m e e t i n g  n e w  p e o p l e .

M y  s i l e n c e  s e e m s  t o  s c a r e  t h e m  a w a y .

I  d o n ’ t  w a n t  t o  s e e m  u n k i n d ,

I  j u s t  d o n ’ t  k n o w  w h a t  t o

S a y

O r  w h a t  t o  d o

O r  w h a t  t o  a s k .



D o e s  t h i s  p e r s o n  l i k e  s o c c e r ?

T h a t  w o n ’ t  w o r k .

I  k n o w  n o t h i n g  a b o u t  s o c c e r .

A n d  i f  h e  d o e s,  i t  w o u l d  c e r t a i n l y  n o t

I n t e r e s t

M e .



A  c o n v e r s a t i o n  w o u l d n ’ t  t a k e  l o n g

I f  I  j u s t  c o m m e n t e d  t h e  w e a t h e r .

A n d  w h a t  w o u l d  t h e y  t h i n k  o f  m e ?

I t ’ s  a l r e a d y  d a r k  o u t s i d e  f o r  G o d ’ s  s a k e .

C a n ’ t  j u s t  r a n d o m l y  s a y

” N i c e  w e a t h e r  t o d a y ! ”

C a n  I ?



M a y b e  i n  a  c o u p l e  o f

beer’s time…
Oct 2010 · 1.0k
I’m just another man
Lars Iversen Oct 2010
I’m just another man,
Like Dexter is just another serial killer,
Like the Beatles is just another rock band,
Like Socrates is just another thinker,
Like Elvis never was a real king.
We tend to forget that nothing really matters.
Oct 2010 · 870
(21) Years of spring
Lars Iversen Oct 2010
I have never experienced summer or autumn
(Yet)

I’m obviously not Tom Hansen
(Though I have a lot of similarities)

I am Lars from Norway
(I don’t work out at a gym and am inferior to both Brad Pitt’s face and Jesus’ abs)

I’m dreaming of a sweet disposition to one day carry me home
(But I never accompany girls through cities or on trains)

Spring has lasted 21 years...
(Still running strong)
(500) Days of Summer (movie)
Oct 2010 · 1.8k
Pentecostal Mentality
Lars Iversen Oct 2010
Dear God
I love you so much
that I want to
put my **** inside you.
You gave me freedom,
and a set of rules to follow.
And even if my faith is based on a personal relationship with you,
it should most certainly mend me to be a true follower of these rules.
I thank you for saving me from my own independent ways,
and for taking my fear of death away
that your followers carefully planted inside me.
Oh God!
I love the thought of someone loving me!

— The End —