Tuesday, 23 August 2016 @ 8:25 p.m., Winn Dixie grocery store, South Orlando, Florida: ME: “Where's the rest room?” ~ CLERK: “To the right behind the cheese in the corner.”

Surely, things aren't as dire as you make out? I'm forced to live in the woods and eat garbage. Surely, things are as dire as I make out. An instruction to suicide isn't a provocation to suicide. Wear a bra for support, ******. Bring garbage to me. I'm in the woods so you know I'll eat it. The bottom ½ of me loves you. White people are nice even when they got lice. Now, let's not delve into mental issues, unless you want to. Truly, don't take joy in "feeling the burn" nor live by the adage, "no pain, no gain." Pain is the body's response to trauma. Don't listen to idiots & dumb ***** who plead with you to join them in dangerous activities. Protect yourself. Protect the flesh & blood shell/cell that houses your eternal soul. Stay away from tattooists & the hepatitis that they gleefully spread. I've reached out to you before only to be snapped at. You have a chip on your shoulder. It's your chipped shoulder, not mine. I'm a generous person with my time & knowledge. I could help you if not for your foolish pride. They're so helpfully friendly & giving & at ease, them honkies that gives you their homosexy venereal disease. Indeed, though our vaginas are wet with anticipation we conserve our paper towels for wiping up after puppies. Worry not my little monkey. Amen.



♍ WEB: On July 30, 2014, after a total of 8 recent incidents involving the meters, SaskPower was ordered by the Government of Saskatchewan to immediately end its smart meter program, and remove the 105,000 smart meters it had installed.

“Dirt-bagging?! I want no part of that!”
“Not dirt-bagging! I said dirt-biking!”
“I'm out of bags, so either bring bags for me or go to hell!”
“I will not!”

I was eating a tuna fish donut when the phone rang. It was a wrong number. I didn't know Peggy so we talked for hours. My brain was foggy when she shut up. I met her at the gas station later. She got gas and didn't want to be groped. I respected her more than God and I told her to put out or shut up. This wasn't the only gas station in town.

THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT ~ One day I'm in the hospital, the next day I'm impregnating a bus driver. I don't drink alcohol socially, unless I run out of ******.

I like being ***-******* in Houston with the cellar door bolted shut
'cause it makes me feel something inside like a pure-breed in a mutt
'cause it makes me feel something inside like a pure-breed in a mutt
or like 1 of Robert Joseph White's headless monkeys clapping a nut

Queer-bait ***** guys scratch **** when their rubbers meet the road
& their cell ******* scream for more when lard blubber meats erode
into 12-inch wieners to pork homosexy pig cops lousy with scabies
under fraternal orders to lure rabid dogs into bed with deadly rabies
whilst harassing ***** Puerto Rican ****** birthin' ******* babies
of crucial **** action & colored temperament stung not by gay bees
buzzing sheep-******,' tobacco-chewin,' marijuana-toking hayseeds

⚦ ⚧ ⚨ ⚩ ☿ ♁ ****** attracts flies.

⚈ End loneliness with a bus pass.

In 1995 I was given a pass, for it you don't have to chew out my ***
that'd bounded beyond the musical range of ham-***** Mama Cass
whose lousy death made another ****-tall **** gynecologically pass
by deck-swabbbers & cranberry-boggers whose prance invokes sass
When sailing in a boat beware of tasty fish diving down your throat
from corporate fisheries where wild mercury causes mercurial bloat
that facilitates Nixon's phlebitis while buttery, malarial fleas bite us

~ Tobu is a young African ****** American who enjoys rap music. He's really “down” with it. Von Hikkoi (pronounced HICK coy) is an aspiring gender-insignificant rapper who's just “rapping to live.” The movie opens with their impromptu meeting in a men's room at Texaco in Toledo, etc., etc.
  “Although I can't recommend this film to white women under 300 pounds, I give ****** Munch Club a rating of 2 ***** catheter tubes, 6 du-rags & 1 gel enema.”