That shooting star the other night
You said it was a sign
I think it was our satellite
'Cos I can't get online
That shooting star the other night
You said make a wish
I wish I had, I would have said
Please don't hurt our dish
Our landline broadband is so *******, we got a satellite system, but that is not totally reliable.
But it's ok, we don't mind spending hours on the phone, plugging and unplugging routers and wireless things,
standing on our heads and doing it all over again 10 times because in the end, one click (in the right place) and all is working again!