Ever heard of Pandora?
No?
Then let me tell you about it
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Care to survive?
Grab a gun
But which to choose
Since there are so many to choose
Maliwan
Burn them till they turn to ashes
Melt their bodies with nothing than Acid
Break their heart with a little Zap
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But which class to play?
Axton as Commando
With a sentry for bae
And bullets to spray
Salvador as Gunzerker
Where one isn’t enough
But two to play
Maya as Siren
That kills with the power of the mind
By placing her foe in a sphere of despair
Zero as a Number
Slicing his foes with a katana
Whilst cloaking and preparing to strike  
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Now the foes aren’t that rare
Since there are plenty roaming around everywhere
From the cold-hearted bullymongs from the Frozen Shelf
To the bandits of the Dust
From the stalkers of the highlands
To the Loaders in Opportunity