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Jennifer Nov 2018
I said, "Star Wars or Star Trek?"

He said, "Star Wars."

I said, "NO. Wrong answer."

I said, "This means war."
Guess who's only getting Star Trek merch for Christmas? Yes, I am that *****.
325 · Dec 2018
Just Like Me
Jennifer Dec 2018
I roam the world
But I never see
I only heard
You're just like me
291 · Nov 2018
Why?
Jennifer Nov 2018
Just my luck today
It's snowing but we have school
And my boyfriend skipped
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
207 · Nov 2018
It's like that?
Jennifer Nov 2018
"There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it."
I seem to have some kind of negative effect on people. Or something.
155 · Nov 2018
So Whiny
Jennifer Nov 2018
Yes, I am complaining
No, you don't have to care
Yes, I'll keep complaining

No......oh, you're not there
People are known to complain about how much I complain.

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