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Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
There once was a crazy nurse,
She drove around driving a hearse,
Whenever she hit a victim,
She would cry out "Admit 'em!"
The prognoses couldn't have been worse.
My first limerick ever!  A bit morbid I must say.  Insomnia does strange things to the mind....
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
sleep.
my gentle friend.
leaves me
bereft
when you are away.

missing
the serenity,
the warmth and comfort
the peace
of being folded
in your arms.
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
Wisty and Schmoo got into a fight,
They gave the warden quite a fright.

Wisty was shoveling with her spoon,
While Schmoo was providing a view of the moon.

Schmoo moved to the left
Leaving Wisty quite bereft,

Of cover in this circumstance.
Leaving the warden looking askance.

Imagine how quick he turned,
When seeing his sentencing about to be spurned.

Schmoo and Wisty started down the tunnel,
Poured themselves through as though through a funnel.

For years they had been hatching a plan,
To escape this jail, get away from the man.

And, now was their chance to find out who,
Could run the fastest, Wisty or Schmoo.

Through the tunnel underground,
Up through the soil, their feet did pound.

Waving to the warden they just knew,
They would escape any second, but for the pile of poo.

Slipped em, tripped em, made them fall,
All the warden could do was call.

Called for the hose, called for the nurse,
threatened them next time with a hearse.

And so ends Wisty and Schmoo's Great Escape.
Nothing more than a muddy scrape.
Who.  Wisty.  Years.  Tunnel.  Turned.  Moved.  Fight.
Charming Fun and Fanciful.
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
W
Wontons.

Wanting wontons.

Wantonly wanting wontons.

Wantonly wanting.

Wantonly.
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
Winging ponderously through the grey tortured sky,
A crane makes its way to its homeland.
Lightening blazes illuminating with weird yellowness
Torrents of storm rain plunging earthward.
There, sighted below, a car trundling through the downpour
Yet another traveler homeward bound.
Random Words from Charming, Fun and Fanciful.
Car. Yellow. Storm. Crane. Weird.
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
Silence............abscence of sound,
abscence of meaning.
Why is there no response to questions asked?
Why is love dammed up like a great river
held back from flowing freely?
Tamed to the point of numbing ennui.
No rush of waters, crash of waves against rocks,
no quiet eddies straying to the frothing currents.
Only slow monotonous treading of a relationship,
left to dwindle into dying embers of a once
warm and inviting glow between two lovers.
Gone astray, grown away,  to separate lives.
Caring enough to maintain, not enough to transcend.
Living in parallel worlds, never intertwining.
Absence of sound, meaning, feeling.
Unable to bear life without meaning, joy, anger, and love.
Pondering the mechanisms, catalysts, for change.
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
Doctor, Doctor, did u hear?
There's a new infection coming near.

It starts with a flush and then a blush,
Then gets down right scaly in a rush.

It's nothing other than the dreaded disease,
It's called Dragon ****, if you please.

First you're numb
About the bumb.

Then you itch!
What a *****.

Then out grows the scales,
Watch out for the tails!

Just heed this warning, secretaries out there,
Dragon **** can catch you unaware.

Look out for the numbness, the itching, the scales.
Avoid the dryness, the burning, and flails.

There's nothing worse to work all day,
Draggin' ****, is no way to play.
For a spectacular secretary who asked to remain nameless
You know who you are, Darnit   :D
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