Everyone was told to stay indoors
The fish were “humaning”
Baiting hooks with Xanax and ******
And other pharmaceuticals to help us get through the day
Working stiffs wanting a little surcease
Found themselves descending through water
To who knows what fate
As pets maybe?
But do we put trout in aquariums?
I made the decision
To stop hydrophobically cowering in my apartment
And set out
Forswearing all chemical crutches
Sad to see too many of my fellow **** sapiens
Getting wet against their will